Monday, August 28, 2006

Hours passed and outtrage set in...

I don't think so!

Why isn't Pluto good enough? I wanted to know.

Evidentally it just doesn't fit the tidy definition of some scientists. The fact that Pluto has an oval orbit and uses both a moon and Neptune's orbits to help sling it around the sun makes it less than worthy to be called a planet.

I get the message loud and clear. This is a Regan-Era definition of planets. If you can't pull yourself up by your own boot straps you aren't worthy. Asking for help is a sign of weakness, not community, efficiency or a great symbol of mutal support.

MOTHER-OF-PEARL! Something must be done in defense of Pluto!!

Mourning: Pluto Dwarfed by Arrogant Scientists

A great sadness overcame me when I woke to the news that Pluto had been down-graded to "Dwarf Plant" status. A bunch of astronomers took a vote and said Pluto is a planet no more.

How could they do it? So damn cold hearted....